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INTRODUCING CALI
Introducing Cali, exclusively on sickchirpse.com. After a few years finding his feet and making some beats in Manchester, Cali is now based in Birmingham and making moves with his future sounds....
View Article5 Sperm Enhancing Foods
After witnessing a minor sexual tragedy in my house the other night (involving a snapped banjo string), it made me think about male genitals, particularly sperm. What an odd little thing; swimming...
View ArticleDozens Of Deadly Spiders Burst From Banana As Woman Is About To Eat It
29 year old Consi Taylor had a complete and utter nightmare in London whilst doing something as innocuous as eating a banana when a bunch of the world’s most poisonous spiders – known as the Brazilian...
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Top Ten Worst Chat Up Lines According To Reddit Users
Thousands and thousands of Reddit users replied to Katie0821′s request to share their worst experiences of chat up lines with her. The top ten as voted by users of the site were as follows: 10. Med...
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Eight Year Old Bodybuilder Is More Stacked Than You
Meet Brandon Blake from County Kildare in Ireland, who is way tougher and ripped than you’ll probably ever be, and to make matters worse he’s only eight years old. Wow. He hasn’t achieved his body...
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20 MRI Scans Of Fruits And Vegetables: Terrifying And Captivating
Usually MRI scans are associated with athletic injuries or illness and bad stuff but if you’ve got access to one, why not get some fruit and vegetables and scan them as well to see what’s really going...
View ArticleDavid Blaine Just Blew Harrison Ford’s Mind With This Magic Trick, Ford Tells...
If you saw the time he stabbed himself in the arm in front of Ricky Gervais, then you already know that David Blaine has a penchant for freaking out celebrities with his magic tricks. Here he is...
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This Man Has Grown A Pair Of Boobs After Eating Way Too Much Fried Chicken...
A 26 year old Chinese graduate named Mr Li visited doctors when he noticed that his chest had begun to change and he had essentially grown cute little boobies and couldn’t understand for the life of...
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This Woman Only Ate KFC For Three Years Because She Was Scared Of Other Foods
A 21 year old girl named Georgie Scotney has only eaten KFC for the past three years because she was completely and utterly terrified of trying any other food. Images VIA Her days would consist of the...
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Juicing Diets Suck Balls And Will Make You Fat And Depressed
Juicing has been around for ages now. We’ve all seen ‘Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead’ and thought, “this year… this year will be the year I shed that 5kg of Christmas backflab by drinking pulverised carrot...
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Avocado Shortage Fuels Huge Crimewave
In the past few years the popularity of the avocado has soared, turning it from a luxury item to an essential almost every supermarket trip. But what if avocados were no longer easily available?...
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This Man Actually Grew A Pair Of Tits After Eating Too Much Fried Chicken
I’m pretty sure that everyone reading this – except for the vegans and vegetarians out there – will enjoy eating fried chicken, be it from KFC or your local kebab house. However, if you’re a guy then...
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Breakfast In A Bag Is A Great New Homeless Initiative You Should Definitely...
Most of us reading this have probably never been homeless in our lives and have never had to suffer the ignominy of begging for change or sleeping on the streets. Images VIA Unfortunately that isn’t...
View ArticleWatch What Happens When A Blindfolded Martial Arts Master’s Trick Goes Wrong
As far as so called ‘martial arts masters’ getting blindfolded and performing incredible feats of skill via their senses alone goes, you’ve got to be pretty impressed whenever you see someone pull it...
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Here’s What Your Pancake Topping Says About You
It’s that time of year again, the day when you skip a vaguely nutritious dinner in exchange for an endless stack of fried batter, complete with a whole heap of sugary goodness. That’s right, it’s...
View ArticleSalt Bae Is Now Effortlessly Chopping Up Flying Pieces Of Fruit
Salt Bae has probably been the internet meme of the year so far and unfortunately for everyone with a girlfriend out there, he’s not showing any signs of stopping. Featured Image VIA For his latest...
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Donald Glover Is Working On A Deadpool Animated TV Series
Donald Glover is a man of many talents – actor, rapper, TV show creator – and it turns out that he’s not content with creating the breakout hit of the year in ‘Atlanta’, but he now wants to work as a...
View ArticleRaw Vegan Student Defies Doctor’s Advice By Living On Bananas And Spinach
A student named Dane Nash has decided to take veganism to another level by going raw. So basically, he doesn’t eat any cooked food. Fun. Featured Image VIA Instead of choosing from a variety of fruit...
View ArticleNando’s Is Launching A New Burger Topped With Fresh Avocado
It's called the 'Fresco' burger.
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